December 2010
29 posts
My Parent's Secret Past Lives
Mom: We are redoing the kitchen.
Me: Really?
Dad: Yeah, I am really excited.
Me: You are excited?
Dad: Yeah, I love carpentry. I used to be a carpenter.
Me: You were?
Mom: Yes, he was, for celebrities. He did house renovations.
Me: Oh yeah? Which ones?
Mom: Bob Dylan and some others.
Me: What? You did a house renovation for Bob Dylan?
Dad: No, No. I just lowered his sinks and did an...
Embarrassing Life Story #182739345
As per thesmoo’s request, I have decided to share with you all my extremely embarrassing story.
A few days ago, I was on my way to an internship interview. As I pulled up to the building, I noticed their parking lot was full so naturally I decided to pull into the parking lot across the street. Easy, right? Wrong.
I as pulled in, the automated gate to the parking started to close behind...
After talking with my family last night...
We realized that everyone should have a list of 10-20 books that they consider classics. We stuck to American authors so we could pair it down a little. Here are the first 6, we are still debating the rest:
1. The Great Gastby - F. Scott Fitzgerlad
2. Fahrenheit 451 - Ray Bradbury
3. The Adventures of Huck Finn - Mark Twain
4. To Kill A Mokingbird - Harper Lee
5. On the Road - Jack Karouac
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“I’ve spent too much time wanting what was taken from me, not what was given.”
– Ben Barnes as King Caspian, The Voyage of the Dawn Treader (via quote-book)
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